Am fierce like cougar and quick like jaguar.
You're just lucky mommy ran out of my Lee Press-On Nails, little brother.
Having your big sister fight your battles for you now? What a wuss.
I'll take that binky, and the quart of drool that's coming with it!
I will laugh while you cry and feel no shame.
And no jury in the land's gonna convict this face, sucka.
Part I of the Binky Chronicles can be found here.