Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Listen up, ladies. Allow me to state the obvious. Sometimes being a girl sucks.

We must worry about our hair, our makeup, our clothes fitting too tightly or not tightly enough. Then there's periods, childbirth, baby weight, and wrinkles.

Frankly, it's exhausting.

But here is the ultimate injustice. Imagine the following: You're more petite than your brother. You weigh less. You nibble. He scarfs.

And yet...





...he gets shapely, toned thighs and you get dimpled and pudgy ones that mommy loves to chomp on.

However, fear not. Like my mother, I may forgive, but I do not forget.

The boy loves his binky.


And now...



'Tis mine.

And this, my friends, is a game...





...that never gets old.

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11 Responses to “Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold”

  1. # Blogger In Due Time

    WTG Luci! LOL

    Poor Nicholas doesn't look pleased. He'll get her back when they get older. lol ;-)  

  2. # Anonymous Ness @ Drovers Run

    I love Nicholas's expression in the first one - where Luci has just got her hand on the dummy. It's kind of like 'whoah - who's got muh binkie?"

    Very cute.

    As for the thighs - the chompy ones are the best! :)

    p.s. (You're most welcome!!)  

  3. # Blogger Marie

    Oh boy!! She's got his number! Love their expressions.

    Great header!  

  4. # Anonymous Lis Garrett

    LOL! Ian and I were both in stitches. And so the swiping & crying begins!

    The new header is great - love it!  

  5. # Blogger Mom24

    The new header is really great.

    That is too funny with the binky.

    Jacob eats twice as much as Julianna, including way too many sweets which she doesn't like at all, and she's the one with the weight issue. It is not fair.  

  6. # Blogger Sugar and Ice

    Cute!  

  7. # Blogger Pregnantly Plump

    Ha Ha!! That's great. She's already showing him who's boss. I like the new header, too!  

  8. # Anonymous Lisanne

    OMG, that is *sooooo* funny! :)  

  9. # Blogger Tracey - Just Another Mommy Blog

    I. Love. This.  

  10. # Blogger Holly at Tropic of Mom

    Hey, look at your new header! It's perfect.

    I'm cracking up that you've photographed Luci stealing Nicholas' binky! And those are some pretty tasty-looking thighs....  

  11. # Blogger Shannon

    snort... that is awesome...  

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